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Kids say the darndest things !

Filed under: RAT's Personal Blog ! — rat September 12, 2006 @ 12:09 am

I hardly ever fwd. any of the many emails I get daily, but I thought this one was worthy enough to be included within the Blog world, no matter how many times you`ve seen it before it is still funny! Enjoy ! 
A first grade school teacher in Virginia had twenty-five
students in her Class. She presented each child in her classroom the first half of a
well Known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the
proverb. It’s hard to believe these were actually done by first graders.
Their Insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are
first Graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!

1. Don’t change horses……………………..until they stop running.
2. Strike while the……………………………bug is close.
3. It’s always darkest before……………….Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of …..termites..
5. You can lead a horse to water but ….. How?
6. Don’t bite the hand that …………………looks dirty.
7. No news is…………………………………impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a .. ……………… Mr.
9. You can’t teach an old dog new . …….Math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you’ll …….stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust ………………………….. Me.
12. The pen is mightier than the ………..pigs.
13. An idle mind is……………………… …the best way to relax.
14. Where there’s smoke there’s ……….pollution.
15. Happy the bride who……………………gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is ……….. ……………not much
17. Two’s company, three’s …………….. The Musketeers
18. Don’t put off till tomorrow what ……You put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and….. You have to
blow Your nose.
20. There are none so blind as . ………… Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not ….. …… spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don’t succeed . …………… Get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you ….See in the picture on the
box.
24. When the blind lead the blind . …………Get out of the way.

And the WINNER and last one!

25. Better late than…………………………….. Pregnant

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  1. Those are awesome! I keep telling myself I should write the stuff down that I hear on a daily basis, and maybe I could become a millionaire some day. Just the other day, an 8-year-old comes up to me, looks at me from a couple of angles, and says, “Wow, you got a lotta gray hairs!”

    Comment by Rick — September 12, 2006 @ 12:44 am

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